PUNS
Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam
There was an explosion at the cheese factory, debrie was everywhere
I'm thinking of setting up a fancy dress shop for horses
Mascarpone
my friend was washing some gravel in the hopes of finding cheese
I said you can't paneer
New mirrors: exclusively for cheese, so you can say halloumi
my friend made a really naff pun about greek cheese. I said "come on- you can do feta than that"
ricotta stop arguing about what to call these italian cheeses
there are stiltons of puns to make about british cheeses
They had stinking bishop at our cheese tasting yesterday- or the right reverend McKay- as he prefers to be known
would you like any cheese?
have you red leicester
no, who's it by?
The troll says we can only cross the bridge if we can get his riddle right
what is the spanish word for cheese
oh queso what do we do now
My friend offered me some cheese and chips the other day
he said it's nacho cheese
well why on earth did he offer then?
I've tried to combine the Italian love of chocolate with their penchant for mozzerella- I present the "maltcheeser"
If you buy my dairy products and you aren't satisfied, I won't ever give you a refund. No money back guarancheese.